Re: [Az-Geocaching] gotta love it

>     ----- Original Message -----
>     *From:* Peggy Thompsen <mailto:pthomp9719@aol.com>
>     *To:* listserv@azgeocaching.com <mailto:listserv@azgeocaching.com>
>     *Sent:* Friday, December 26, 2008 12:40 PM
>     *Subject:* Re: [Az-Geocaching] gotta love it

>     fromj aq former Coloradoan    -  spot on and I have eaten at Casa
>     Bonita and recognized it on that South Park episode!
>     Golefts

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>     -----Original Message-----
>     From: Tahosa McCarthy <Tahosa_the_Cacher@msn.com
>     <mailto:Tahosa_the_Cacher@msn.com>>
>     To: listserv@azgeocaching.com <mailto:listserv@azgeocaching.com>
>     Sent: Fri, 26 Dec 2008 7:39 am
>     Subject: Re: [Az-Geocaching] gotta love it

>     Good Humor is always a good thing to Share!!

>     A winter statistic:

>     98% OF AMERICANS SCREAM BEFORE GOING IN THE DITCH ON A SLIPPERY
>     ROAD. THE OTHER 2% ARE FROM COLORADO AND THEY SAY, 'HOLD MY BEER
>     AND WATCH THIS.
>     NOW:

>     You're from Colorado if you'll eat ice cream in the winter.
>     When the weather report says it's going to be2065 degrees, you
>     shave your legs and wear a skirt.
>     It snows 5 inches and you don't expect school to be cancelled.
>     You'll wear flip flops every day of the year, regardless of
>     temperature.
>     You have no accent at all, but can hear other people's. And then
>     you make fun of them.
>     'Humid' is over 25%.
>     Your sense of direction is: Toward the mountains and Away from the
>     mountains.
>     You say 'the interstate' and everybody knows which one.
>     You think that May is a totally normal month for a blizzard.
>     You buy your flowers to set out on Mother's day, but try and hold
>     off planting them until just before Father's day.
>     You grew up planning your Halloween costumes around your coat.
>     You know what the Continental Divide is.
>     You don't think Coors beer is that big a deal.
>     You went to Casa Bonita as a kid, and as an adult.
>     You've gone off-roading in a vehicle that was never intended for
>     such activities.
>     You always know the elevation of where you are.
>     You wake up to a beautiful, 80 degree day and you wonder if it's
>     going to snow tomorrow.
>     You don't care that some company renamed it, the Broncos still
>     play at Mile High.
>     Every movie theater has military and student discounts.
>     Everybody wears jeans to church.
>     You actually know that ** South Park ** is a real place not just a
>     show on TV.
>     You know what a 'trust fund hippy' is, and you know its natural
>     habitat is Boulder
>     You know you're talking to a fell ow Coloradoan when they call it
>     Elitches, not Six Flags.
>     A bear on your front porch doesn't bother you.
>     Your two favorite teams are the Broncos and whoever is beating the
>     crap out of the Raiders.
>     When people out East tell you they have mountains in their state
>     too, you just laugh.
>     You go anywhere else on the planet and the air feels 'sticky' and
>     you notice the sky is no longer blue.

>         ----- Original Message -----
>         *From:* Regan Smith <mailto:evilfish@cox.net>
>         *To:* listserv@azgeocaching.com
>         <mailto:listserv@azgeocaching.com>
>         *Sent:* Thursday, December 25, 2008 10:09 PM
>         *Subject:* [Az-Geocaching] gotta love it

>         You Know You’re In Arizona When ….

>         You think Taco Bell is the local phone company.

>         You notice your car overheating before you drive it.

>         You no longer associate bridges or rivers with water.

>         You can hear the weather forecast of 115 degrees without
>         flinching.

>         You can be in the snow, then drive for an hour...and it will
>         be over 100 degrees.

>         You d iscover, in July it only takes two fingers to drive your
>         car, because your steering wheel is so hot.

>         The best parking is determined by shade.....not distance.

>         You run your air conditioner in the middle of winter so you
>         can use your fireplace.

>         You realize that "Valley Fever" isn't a disco dance.

>         You can make sun tea instantly.

>         Hotter water comes from the cold water tap than the hot one.

>         It's noon in July, kids are on summer vacation and yet all the
>         streets are totally empty of both cars and people.

>         You actually burn your hand opening the car door.

>         Sunscreen is sold year round and kept right at the checkout
>         counter.

>         You put on fresh sunscreen just to go check the mail box.

>         Some fools will market mini-misters for joggers and some other
>         fools will actually buy them. Worse.....some fools actually
>         try to jog.

>         You can pronounce Saguaro, Tempe, San Xavier, Canyon de
>         Chelly, Mogollon Rim, and Cholla.

>         You can understand the reason for a town named "Why"

>         You can fry an egg on the hood of a car in the morning.

>         You know hot air balloons can't rise because the air
>         temperature is hotter than the air inside the balloon.

>         No one would dream of putting vinyl inside a car.

>         You see two trees fighting over a dog.

>         You can say "Hohokam" and people don't think you're laughing
>         funny.

>         You see more irrigation water on the street than there is in
>         the Salt Ri ver

>         You have to go to a fake beach for some fake waves

>         You hear people say "but it's a dry heat!"

>         You buy salsa by the gallon.

>         Your Christmas decorations include sand and l00 paper bags.

>         You think a red light is merely a suggestion.

>         All of your out-of-state friends start to visit after October
>         but clear out come the end of April.

>         You think someone driving wearing oven mitts is clever.

>         Most of the restaurants in town have the first name "El" or "Los."

>         You think 60 tons of crushed red rock makes a beautiful yard.

>         Your house is made of stucco and has a red clay tile roof.

>         Vehicles with open windows have the right-of-way in the summer.

>         Most homes have more firearms than people.

>         Kids ask, "What's a mosquito?"

>         People who have black cars or black upholstery in their car
>         are automatically assumed to be from out of-state or nuts.

>         You know better than to get into a car with leather seats if
>         you're wearing shorts.

>         If you haven't worked for Motorola at some time, you must be a
>         newcomer.

>         You can finish a Big Gulp in 10 minutes and go back for seconds.

>         You know a swamp cooler is not a happy hour drink.

>         You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends
>         from Arizona.

>         You take rain dances seriously.

>         You've signed so many petitions to recall governors you can't
>         remember the name of the incumbent.

>         W hen a rainy day puts you in a good mood.

>         When you drive two miles around a parking lot looking for a
>         shady place - even in the dead of winter.

>         You feed your chickens ice cubes to keep them from laying
>         hard-boiled eggs.

>         You "hug" a cactus only once in your lifetime.

>         When you have to look up "mass transit" in the dictionary.

>         A hundred ten in the shade is sorta hot, but you don't have to
>         shovel it off your driveway.

>         You wear a bola tie.

>         You take a stroll on Ho Hum Way.

>         The beer is chilled and filled with chili.

>         A haboob happens.

>         Petrified doesn't mean scared.

>         Standin' on the corner sounds good.

>         The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a bit chilly.

>         You've experienced condensation on your butt from the hot
>         water in the toilet bowl.

>         You would give anything to be able to splash cold water on
>         your face.

>         You can attend any function wearing shorts and a tank top.

>         You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.

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