Is it just me or can't Prophet Yahweh subtract properly? When I
subtract $5,000 from $750,000, I get $745,000. I don't get $749,995 as
the Prophet. And isn't $750,000 considered 3/4 of a million? He only
thinks it is 1/4 million. I would be happy to take the extra 1/2
million he is missing!
Seriously, I think he is setting up suckers to send in their donations
to the mighty Prophet Yahweh. Well, to each their own.
On 6/7/05, ShadoeCache <
geocache@customsoftwareconsult.com> wrote:
> It seems that the Prophet is getting some major funding. Doesn't look like
> he is going away any time soon. I wonder who is backing him ... a movie
> studio maybe? (War of the Worlds premiers on the 29th of this month.)
>
> ________________________________
>
> From: "Prophet Yahweh" <prophetyahweh@...>
> Date: Tue Jun 7, 2005 5:07 pm
> Subject: Breaking UFO News: I Have Been Given $750,000!
>
>
> Dear List,
>
> You will not believe what has happened!
>
> The most holy and wonderful YAHWEH has arranged for me to receive
> $750,000 out of the clear blue sky!
>
> YAHWEH has moved some one to have compassion on me and save me from
> my utter desperation concerning YAHWEH business.
>
> Do you have any idea of what this means?!
>
> The deep part of this is that whoever is doing this has given us an
> immediate payment of $5,000 and says that the rest of the money,
> $749,995 will be give to me as quick as within a week!
>
> If I did not know any better, the most merciful YAHWEH has moved
> someone, with the ability to arrange to for us to receive the money,
> to make sure we got it.
>
> Maybe it was someone who knew that if they did so, I would take all
> the money, donate it to YAHWEH, and use it to blow His Media-Only
> summonings into a full scale international movement.
>
> Tomorrow, I will start telling you the details.
>
> But, it appears that I have been given a quarter million dollars!
>
> And, what makes me believe it is that we already have the immediate
> $5,000 payment.
>
> So, if $5,000 can appear out of no where, why can't another $749,995
> appear the same way?!
>
> To the benevolent YAHWEH I say, I know that you know that you have
> just financed the explosion of your presence and your truth into the
> souls of all humanity.
>
> And, I thank you for it.
>
> Bless you oh YAHWEH!
>
> Blessed be your holy and magnificent name.
>
> And, to the person who made sure I got that money, I say, thank you,
> and I will not let you down in this matter.
>
> That money will be deposited into a non-profit tax exempt account
> for the purpose of underwriting my Media-Only Summonings and
> launching the most stunning feeding and anti-hunger operation ever
> to surface in America.
>
> Sincerely,
>
> Prophet Yahweh
>
>
> ShadoeCache
> www.geocachingarizona.blogspot.com
>
>
>
>
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