I tried to join Paranoids Anonymous, but no one would tell me where they were meeting.
Tom Wilson
Even paranoids have real enemies.
Delmore Schwartz
I'm a tad paranoid, I think the person in front of me is following me the long way around.
Dennis Miller
I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.
J. D. Salinger
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous ? everyone hasn't met me yet.
Rodney Dangerfield
I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this?
Unknown
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