I agree with Cody, #3 is particularly fitting for a few of us that read this
list-serve!!! <<smirk>>
Say, is there a get-together on Nov 3, and if so, could someone please give
me the particulars?
Thanks
~~trisha "Lightning"
----- Original Message -----
From: "Cody Brown" <
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To: <
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Sent: Tuesday, October 16, 2001 9:14 AM
Subject: [Az-Geocaching] 20 things it takes a lifetime to learn
> I personally like #3...
>
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>
> 20 things it takes a lifetime to learn
>
> 1. Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on
the
> same night.
> 2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has
> not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would
be
> "meetings."
> 3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
> 4. People who want to share their religious or political views with you
> almost never want you to share yours with them.
> 5. And when God, who created the entire universe with all of its glories,
> decides to deliver a message to humanity, He will not use, as His
messenger,
> a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle.
> 6. You should not confuse your career with your life.
> 7. No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too
> seriously.
> 8. When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual
> who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that
> individual is crazy.
> 9. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
> 10. Never lick a steak knife.
> 11. Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie.
> 12. The most powerful force in the universe is gossip.
> 13. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling
> reason why we observe daylight savings time.
> 14. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests
> that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging
> from her at that moment.
> 15. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make
a
> big deal about your birthday. That time is age 11.
> 16. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender,
> religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside,
> we all believe that we are above average drivers.
> 17. The main accomplishment of almost all organized protests is to annoy
> people who are not in them.
> 18.A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice
> person.
> 19. Your friends love you anyway.
> 20. Never argue with an idiot; people watching can't tell which is which.
>
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