I knew there was a reason I enjoyed The Onion so much..

 

PHOENIX, AZ—Ignoring the fact that they live in the middle of a God-forsaken alkali desert, residents continue to demand more water for their parched lawns and bleached-out swimming pools.

 

Brian
Team A.I.

 

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