suemac found Sloof Lirpa (Unknown (Mystery) Cache) at 4/1/2004
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Date: 4/1/2004
This cache is a big joke. Don't do it, I'm going to report the
cache owner to Geocaching.com and ask that they be banned from the web site.
What a rip!
I got up early this morning and sat down with my Wheaties at
the PC to catch up on the nefga.com forums. What's this new message on the
forum? CacheFlorida.com is back in service? Whoa, I can find this new cache and
see the grand old site in all its glory? Where do I sign up?
Don't get
me wrong - I'm not a cache addict, I can stop at any time. I can. Really, I can.
I could stop tomorrow if I wanted to ... I just don't want to. I will admit,
though: I miss CacheFlorida - especially the stats. Just when I was about to
close in on Clan_Barron and 2LuknF8 (you know they've been faking logs - there's
no way they can stay ahead of this caching machine without faking logs - it's
not fair, there should be a law or something!) the site went away. Whoa, baby,
major withdrawal! Now I have to sit up late at night figuring out how many
points I have and whether I've moved up in the standings BY HAND.
So
when I see this cache come active, you know I'm going. I figured maybe they had
a laptop with a wireless connection or something rigged so cacher could check
the CF site again - I mean, what a great idea for a cache! So I threw the kids
in the trunk and we headed for Deltona at once - school? we don't need no
stinkin' school today! We gotta get to CacheFlorida!
The area of the
cache was easy to find - there was wreckage everywhere, yellow tape, huge
craters in the ground, red lights everywhere. A SWAT team was holding a couple
of huge gerbils at bay with anti-tank missles. No sweat, I've done harder caches
than this. Slunk past the cops, around the crater, down in the ditch by the
tracks - ah, is that the dull gleam of an ammo can? Eureka! I grab that puppy
and pop it open - what? No CacheFlorida? Only a lousy TB and a blood-stained
log. I wanted to throw it to the ground and smash it to bits - what a waste of
time - but my cache training held and I stabbed my name onto the log and rehid
the cache.
You wait, though, Mr CacheMonkeez. No more hiding Evil Micros
for height-challenged cachers for you - your days of devious and deceitful cache
hiding are over! Wait until THE JEREMY gets you - you will rue this hide!
TNLNSL. Thanks!
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MJinFL found Sloof Lirpa (Unknown (Mystery) Cache) at 4/2/2004
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Date: 4/2/2004
Found this cache tomorrow(Check the date. I'm that good). The
map made it look like it was near my house, so I put the coordinates in the ol'
GPSr and stepped out the front door to get a good signal. The cache was behind
me somewhere...Hmm. Searched for 2 hours before I found it under my couch(no
signal in the house, you see). I never knew that national park OR railroad track
was there. I bought the house in September and thought it was just noisy pipes!
Sorry about the gerbils. I thought they were rats and called
Terminix[:o].
And I wanna know which one of you took my beer!!! Carleenp
is currently the primary suspect...
And I sure hope that whoever took
those equine meds made sure they grabbed the documentation...[xx(]
Took
nothing, left everything(it's my house, after all), and it turns out most of you
were signing the notepad I keep by the phone...
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Captain Chaoss posted a note for Sloof Lirpa (Unknown (Mystery) Cache) at
4/1/2004
Log Date: 4/1/2004
OK, I hate to complain , and I really hate
to have to add to the image of a "sue-happy America", but I have an issue here.
I log the cache, I leave a booklet even though I thought I took nothing, and hop
in my Jeep to head home.
Not more than 2 miles down the road, I get
accosted by a glowing gerbil. This thing was FEROCIOUS ! Not only am I now
covered with tiny claw marks, that insane thing tried touching my
un-mentionables. Thank goodness the top was down on the Jeep. I siezed the
grouuchy little vermin by the nape of his/her (?) neck, which is no easy feat
mind you, and sailed him out the back. You think that stops him ? NO ! Like the
liquid metal Terminator that Guv' Arnold had to beat down, this crazy
thing starts chasing me up the road. Thank goodness for the mods on the engine,
and the increased ground clearance provided by Superlift and some Firestone
32's.
Well, I stopped off for a drink to relax my nerves, once the evil
spawn of rodent-dom gave up trying to jump into the tailpipe ( of the Jeep ) at
85 miles an hour. Low and behold, there was the infamous CarleenP at the bar.
She too seems to be suffering some ill-effects from searching out this cache.
Well, after some sound legal advice, *** I AM taking legal action against the
railroad for not putting up warning signs about the local "wildlife" they
have.
*** SIDENOTE: SOUND LEGAL ADVICE quoted verbatim -
mrph beer
shetl in park brds acidic listenrghd meds jink found rotghy gerbil meds grth mro
nessyd beer. im dat it pub. send hlp!
Thanks Carleen !
P.S.
CarleenP also is in a very impressionable state currently. I convinced her I am
more deserving of El Diablo's hiking staff than her mother.
[}:)]
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Pain and Panic found Sloof Lirpa (Unknown (Mystery) Cache) at
4/1/2004
Log Date: 4/1/2004
Well, we have been busted before, but not
by a huge crowd! Impossible to be discreet so we just decided to sign the log as
fast as possible and then get back on a plane to the West Coast. Great cache,
thanks.
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Team Sprocket found Sloof Lirpa (Unknown (Mystery) Cache) at
4/1/2004
Log Date: 4/1/2004
I was in the neighborhood and just
happened to have a pick and shovel with me so, in between dodging the
trains, I dug up the cache, took all of the contents and replaced them
with exact replicas. I buried the cache a little deeper than I found it.
-- Team Sprocket
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Yorky Lovers found Sloof Lirpa (Unknown (Mystery) Cache) at
4/1/2004
Log Date: 4/1/2004
Afte finishing Da Domb, I spray painted
the Moon Suit with a camopaint job and slipped into the park at dusk. eTrex was
all over the map but I probed the entire length of the tracks and found it in
about 5 mins. Took the expired gerbil, at least I think it was a gerbil, it was
pretty dark. Left the Moon suit and a flame thrower (almost empty). The cache is
pretty full. Thanks for the hide Cachemonkees.
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Cachefan found Sloof Lirpa (Unknown (Mystery) Cache) at 4/1/2004
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Date: 4/1/2004
Man, this cache is popular!! First time I had to stand
in line to log a cache! Flew in from California this morning on my
Concorde Jet (got a great deal on eBay) and followed the geotrail to the
cache. Pretty easy to find now even with all the camo techniques being
used. Very clever by the way. Never seen body parts, rattlesnakes
and gerbils used quite like that. TFTC!
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Moag Ohana found Sloof Lirpa (Unknown (Mystery) Cache) at
4/1/2004
Log Date: 4/1/2004
sorry I took so long I didnt have the cash
to fly so I jumped on my skateboard and kicked it all the way from Diamond Bar
Ca. Boy I am I tired!!! Found it easily with all the visits
today.
TNLNDNSL
Mahalo and Aloha
Moag Ohana
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haraup found Sloof Lirpa (Unknown (Mystery) Cache) at 4/1/2004
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Date: 4/1/2004
My GPS got me to the right spot (a long fast trip from
Michigan) ... but there was no bridge there, and no apparent cache ... just a
lot of messy debris and a yellow tape marked "Police Line-Do Not Cross", so I
didn't. Lots of frantic official-types running around. Since I didn't locate the
cache, I took nothing and left nothing (oh, yes, there was that little bit of...
oh, never mind). But I'm going to claim the cache anyway since I DID get
to the right spot.
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Brian
Team A.I.