Why, just today:

Dear sir/madam
I got your contact from an email directory and decided to contact you
for
assistance. I am the son of Jonas Savimbi the rebel leader in Angola
who
was short dead on the 25th of February, 2002, by the opposing Angolan
Army.

Short dead, huh? Sounds like a personal problem....

The email was from: allyssa1955@netscape.net, funny name for a "son".

Bla bla bla...My family have agreed to give you 10%, which would be ($1.6Million
dollars)
of this Money for your assistance

Cool, maybe now I can afford a legit copy of TOPO....