***DISCLAIMER***
 
This link is not intended to offend anyone.  In this day in age, just about everything offends someone, so I thought I'd get that out first.  :)
 
According to this, Jesus would own a one-of-a-kind shotgun..
 
http://www.jesuschristsuperstore.net/lfigurespages/lfjesus.html
 
The rest of the site of ROFL, so peruse at your own risk.
 
Note:  Side effects of continued viewing include, but is not limited to a severe sideache, and difficulty breathing due to excessive laughter.
 
Brian
Team A.I.