DESPERATLY SEEKING NEW OWNERS

Our mom is moving to Florida and is deserting us.  Will someone adopt us?  
We're pretty easy to take care of, don't require any food or water, just an 
occassional quick maintainance.  Since we're not related, we don't mind going 
to different owners - heck we've never even met eachother!

Available caches for adoption are:
Childs Play  (regular)
Ouch!!  (regular)
Lonely Manzanita  (regular)
Shock Johnson  (micro)
Varnum Rocks  (micro)
Put That In Your Pipe  (regular)
Got MIlk?  (micro)
A Break In Education  (micro)