> The fellow in this photo probably never thought about these rules...
>
>
> RULES FOR CUTTING YOUR OWN FIREWOOD:  (OR GEOCACHING)
>
>    1. Park twice as far from the tree as the tree is tall.
>    2. Never park downhill from the tree you are cutting down. (Or
searching around)
>    3. The fact that you live within driving distance of a forest does not
make
> you a lumberjack. (or....)
>    4. Just to be on the safe side, always borrow your buddy's truck.
>