Is there a ladder involved 'cause I think you need a special permit.... Ellvira ---- crystalh@cox.net wrote: > I thought this was funny and had to pass it along! > > CraftyCrystal > > > > How many list members does it take to change a lightbulb? > > One to change the light bulb and to post that the lightbulb has been > changed. > > Fourteen to share similar experiences of changing lightbulbs and how > the light bulb could have been changed differently. > > Seven to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs. > > Seven more to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about > changing light bulbs. > > Five to flame the spell checkers. > > Three to correct spelling/grammar flames. > > Six to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... > > Another six to condemn those six as stupid. > > Fifteen to claim experience in the lighting industry and give the > correct spelling. > > Nineteen to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to > please take this discussion to a lightbulb (or light bulb) forum. > > Eleven to defend the posting to the group saying that we all use > light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this group. > > Thirty six to debate which method of changing light bulbs is > superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light > bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty. > > Seven to post URLs where one can see examples of different light > bulbs. > > Four to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the > corrected URL. > > Three to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant > to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group. > > Thirteen to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety > including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too" > > Five to post to the group that they will no longer post because they > cannot handle the light bulb controversy. > > Four to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" > > Thirteen to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting > questions about light bulbs." > > Three to tell a funny story about their cat and a light bulb. > > AND > > One group lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now > with something unrelated they found at snopes.com and start it all > over > again! > > ____________________________________________________________ > Az-Geocaching mailing list listserv@azgeocaching.com > To edit your setting, subscribe or unsubscribe visit: > http://listserv.azgeocaching.com/mailman/listinfo/az-geocaching > > Arizona's Geocaching Resource > http://www.azgeocaching.com ____________________________________________________________ Az-Geocaching mailing list listserv@azgeocaching.com To edit your setting, subscribe or unsubscribe visit: http://listserv.azgeocaching.com/mailman/listinfo/az-geocaching Arizona's Geocaching Resource http://www.azgeocaching.com