I'm not convinced yet if this guy (Chandaka) is a regular listserv participant who is yanking our chain or if he is just an alien (legal or otherwise) who just doesn't have a clue. In one log he left a note in Spanish (and he claims he's from a town in Mexico across the border from El Paso) but in his log for Bush Wacked, every one seems to think his note is in Japanese? I couldn't translate it from any of the languages in the Babelfish Translator (including Japanese) so does anyone know for sure if it is Japanese? Otherwise, his (typed) broken english reminds me of someone else on this listserv (who shall remain nameless) who, I presume, speaks English as their _first_ language. ;-) I also noticed that shortly after his recurring no-finds were bandied about here on the listserv, and someone mentioned that he had _zero_ finds, he all of a sudden came up with this one find for Bush Wacked. Coincidence? Or is he following right along? Maybe Mad Morty McVane has returned to haunt us in another form. :-\ And Trisha, have you had your medications today? :-P A no-find on a cache I'm considering hunting for, by someone who has a total of 1 find to his credit, means zilch as far as I'm concerned. It would carry about as much weight as marital advice from a single friend. :-D If this guy is a figment of the twisted imagination of one of our regulars, I think it's sad that he/she has to stoop to such levels to get his/hers jollies. Sheesh, if you're that bored, get yer arse off that chair in front of the computer and go geocaching! Just 'cause it's hotter than a pair of leather pants on Angelina Jolie, don't mean you can't go geocaching. If , on the other hand, this guy is for real and he's as clueless as he seems, I think it's equally sad, but twice as funny! Just my $.02 -- Sprocket