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style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">Good Humor is always a good thing
to Share!!</SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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<P>A winter statistic:</FONT><FONT face=Tahoma size=2><FONT face=Tahoma
size=2><BR><BR>98% OF AMERICANS SCREAM BEFORE GOING IN THE DITCH ON A SLIPPERY
ROAD. THE OTHER 2% ARE FROM COLORADO AND THEY SAY, 'HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS.
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<P>NOW:</P></DIR>
<P>You're from Colorado if you'll eat ice cream in the winter.</FONT><FONT
face=Tahoma size=2><FONT face=Tahoma size=2> <BR>When the weather report says
it's going to be 65 degrees, you shave your legs and wear a skirt. <BR>It snows
5 inches and you don't expect school to be cancelled.<BR>You'll wear flip flops
every day of the year, regardless of temperature.<BR>You have no accent at all,
but can hear other people's. And then you make fun of them. <BR>'Humid' is over
25%.<BR>Your sense of direction is: Toward the mountains and Away from the
mountains. <BR>You say 'the interstate' and everybody knows which one. <BR>You
think that May is a totally normal month for a blizzard. <BR>You buy your
flowers to set out on Mother's day, but try and hold off planting them until
just before Father's day.<BR>You grew up planning your Halloween costumes around
your coat. <BR>You know what the Continental Divide is. <BR>You don't think
Coors beer is that big a deal. <BR>You went to Casa Bonita as a kid, and as an
adult. <BR>You've gone off-roading in a vehicle that was never intended for such
activities. <BR>You always know the elevation of where you are. <BR>You wake up
to a beautiful, 80 degree day and you wonder if it's going to snow tomorrow.
<BR>You don't care that some company renamed it, the Broncos still play at Mile
High. <BR>Every movie theater has military and student discounts. <BR>Everybody
wears jeans to church. <BR>You actually know that ** South Park ** is a real
place not just a show on TV. <BR>You know what a 'trust fund hippy' is, and you
know its natural habitat is Boulder <BR>You know you're talking to a fellow
Coloradoan when they call it Elitches, not Six Flags. <BR>A bear on your front
porch doesn't bother you. <BR>Your two favorite teams are the Broncos and
whoever is beating the crap out of the Raiders. <BR>When people out East tell
you they have mountains in their state too, you just laugh. <BR>You go anywhere
else on the planet and the air feels 'sticky' and you notice the sky is no
longer blue. </P></FONT></FONT></SPAN></FONT></DIV></DIV>
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<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>From:</B> <A title=mailto:evilfish@cox.net
href="mailto:evilfish@cox.net">Regan Smith</A> </DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>To:</B> <A
title=mailto:listserv@azgeocaching.com
href="mailto:listserv@azgeocaching.com">listserv@azgeocaching.com</A> </DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Sent:</B> Thursday, December 25, 2008 10:09
PM</DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Subject:</B> [Az-Geocaching] gotta love
it</DIV>
<DIV><BR></DIV><BR><BR>You Know You’re In Arizona When ….<BR><BR>You think
Taco Bell is the local phone company. <BR><BR>You notice your car overheating
before you drive it.<BR><BR>You no longer associate bridges or rivers with
water.<BR><BR>You can hear the weather forecast of 115 degrees without
flinching.<BR><BR>You can be in the snow, then drive for an hour...and it will
be over 100 degrees.<BR><BR>You discover, in July it only takes two fingers to
drive your car, because your steering wheel is so hot.<BR><BR>The best parking
is determined by shade.....not distance.<BR> <BR>You run your air
conditioner in the middle of winter so you can use your fireplace.<BR><BR>You
realize that "Valley Fever" isn't a disco dance.<BR><BR>You can make sun tea
instantly.<BR><BR>Hotter water comes from the cold water tap than the hot
one.<BR><BR>It's noon in July, kids are on summer vacation and yet all the
streets are totally empty of both cars and people.<BR><BR>You actually burn
your hand opening the car door.<BR><BR>Sunscreen is sold year round and kept
right at the checkout counter.<BR><BR>You put on fresh sunscreen just to go
check the mail box.<BR><BR>Some fools will market mini-misters for joggers and
some other fools will actually buy them. Worse.....some fools actually try to
jog.<BR><BR>You can pronounce Saguaro, Tempe, San Xavier, Canyon de Chelly,
Mogollon Rim, and Cholla.<BR><BR>You can understand the reason for a town
named "Why"<BR><BR>You can fry an egg on the hood of a car in the
morning.<BR><BR>You know hot air balloons can't rise because the air
temperature is hotter than the air inside the balloon.<BR><BR>No one would
dream of putting vinyl inside a car.<BR><BR>You see two trees fighting over a
dog.<BR><BR>You can say "Hohokam" and people don't think you're laughing
funny.<BR><BR>You see more irrigation water on the street than there is in the
Salt River<BR><BR>You have to go to a fake beach for some fake
waves<BR><BR>You hear people say "but it's a dry heat!"<BR><BR>You buy salsa
by the gallon.<BR><BR>Your Christmas decorations include sand and l00 paper
bags.<BR><BR>You think a red light is merely a suggestion.<BR><BR>All of your
out-of-state friends start to visit after October but clear out come the end
of April.<BR><BR>You think someone driving wearing oven mitts is
clever.<BR><BR>Most of the restaurants in town have the first name "El" or
"Los."<BR><BR>You think 60 tons of crushed red rock makes a beautiful
yard.<BR><BR>Your house is made of stucco and has a red clay tile
roof.<BR><BR>Vehicles with open windows have the right-of-way in the
summer.<BR><BR>Most homes have more firearms than people.<BR><BR>Kids ask,
"What's a mosquito?"<BR><BR>People who have black cars or black upholstery in
their car are automatically assumed to be from out of-state or
nuts.<BR><BR>You know better than to get into a car with leather seats if
you're wearing shorts.<BR><BR>If you haven't worked for Motorola at some time,
you must be a newcomer.<BR><BR>You can finish a Big Gulp in 10 minutes and go
back for seconds.<BR><BR>You know a swamp cooler is not a happy hour
drink.<BR><BR>You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends
from Arizona.<BR><BR>You take rain dances seriously. <BR><BR>You've signed so
many petitions to recall governors you can't remember the name of the
incumbent.<BR><BR>When a rainy day puts you in a good mood. <BR><BR>When you
drive two miles around a parking lot looking for a shady place - even in the
dead of winter. <BR><BR>You feed your chickens ice cubes to keep them from
laying hard-boiled eggs. <BR><BR>You "hug" a cactus only once in your
lifetime. <BR><BR><BR>When you have to look up "mass transit" in the
dictionary.<BR><BR>A hundred ten in the shade is sorta hot, but you don't have
to shovel it off your driveway. <BR><BR>You wear a bola tie.<BR><BR>You take a
stroll on Ho Hum Way.<BR><BR>The beer is chilled and filled with
chili.<BR><BR>A haboob happens.<BR><BR>Petrified doesn't mean
scared.<BR><BR>Standin' on the corner sounds good.<BR><BR>The temperature
drops below 95 and you feel a bit chilly.<BR><BR>You've experienced
condensation on your butt from the hot water in the toilet bowl.<BR><BR>You
would give anything to be able to splash cold water on your face.<BR><BR>You
can attend any function wearing shorts and a tank top.<BR><BR>You realize that
asphalt has a liquid
state.<BR><BR> <BR>____________________________________________________________<BR>Az-Geocaching
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